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Banned on board: 7 videos the airlines don’t want you to see

by Christopher Elliott

The video revolution is broadsiding the aviation industry. Here are are seven online videos the airlines probably wish would go offline.

How does Southwest Airlines keep its costs down? By asking its pilots to clean their own darned windows.

Airline meals. Mmmmm.

So you think pilots are overpaid? Not necessarily.

How’s this for a smooth landing?

Our CEO doesn’t want you to see this video.

“It look like they completely forgot about us.”

Unsanctioned — but funny — flight attendant. Can you guess the airline?

Published on January 2, 2009 ·
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11 Responses to “Banned on board: 7 videos the airlines don’t want you to see”

  1. On January 2nd, 2009 at 7:00 am Andy Hayes said

    Oh my god - hysterical!

  2. On January 2nd, 2009 at 8:50 am Beth said

    I have seen a few of these, but thanks for putting them all in one place! Too funny!

  3. On January 2nd, 2009 at 10:59 am Karen Fawcett said

    These would be hysterical if they weren’t so true. Ah for the glamor days of travel.
    Chris, thanks for assembling these - I guess.

  4. On January 2nd, 2009 at 10:59 am Scott mcmurren said

    AHAHAAAAAAAAA!

  5. On January 2nd, 2009 at 11:37 am Ron said

    Insert a quarter per minute of oxygen……is that just funny, or foreshadowing?

    Ron

  6. On January 2nd, 2009 at 3:31 pm Amy said

    If all flight attendants had that sense of humor, then people actually would pay attention to the instructions, regardless of how often they hear them. Thanks for sharing that, it was hysterical!

  7. On January 2nd, 2009 at 6:14 pm Carrie Charney said

    I really paid attention to the crazy FA’s instructions and I’m not flying anywhere today!

  8. On January 2nd, 2009 at 7:28 pm Steve Surjaputra said

    If that’s what comes into snack boxes, I’m glad I never bought any .

  9. On January 3rd, 2009 at 4:58 pm Scott Bullitt said

    Judging from the flight attendant’s irreverent tone and deviation from the script, I’d guess that it’s a Southwest Airlines flight. Returning to Philadelphia from Tampa, our Southwest flight attendant broke into a version of “Heartbreak Hotel” to advise us that we were cleared for takeoff that was unexpected but amusing. She received a fair amount of applause.

  10. On January 13th, 2009 at 12:00 am Nicole said

    Obviously Southwest — not just because of the intro, but because of the markings on the wings. :P Actually, I had a flight attendant with a similar sense of humor on a JetBlue flight a few years ago.

  11. On January 13th, 2009 at 7:52 pm laura said

    I always knew Doug Steenland was an a**hole, glad he got the recognition he deserves!

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